THE INVENTION OF THE CURVE
Curve: To bend around extending from an original path. To be dismissed or stood up.
How many times have you tried to hook up with someone only to be ignored? Have you ever made plans that you knew were solid and halfway between getting dressed you got a text or a phone call with a bullshit excuse cancelling? Or even worse, have you been with someone for something to “come up” expectantly? You’ve just been curved.
As a woman whose been known to curve, I can assure you that the most delightful part of the curve comes blind. As terrible as it may sound I enjoy laughing at my friends who tell me stories not knowing that they’ve been curved. Hell, probably as much as I love curving. I’m gonna tell you how you get trapped in by a blind curve. You trusted that they would be available, and would keep their word by not standing you up in the first place. You believed you were indispensable, too good for anyone to possibly do such a thing to you. You broke a very important rule:
No one is above the Curve.
You make yourself subject to things simply by believing that they can’t happen to you. There’s always someone better at breaking the rules waiting to prove you wrong. You can’t avoid it. People are going to do what they want. You can in fact repel a blind curve, by accepting the fact that even you will be curved. They key is to be indifferent. Know that plan A is not set in stone and always have a B and C.
Why curve?
Why not just be upfront about it? I truly believe honesty is always the best approach. But in most cases unnecessary. Let’s say you agreed to meet someone new, but later on someone else you’ve already conquered invites you to share their company. After weighing your options you would most likely choose to chase your new prey and keep the other as plan B. However if you get lucky from your new prospect, it’s conventional to curve your plan B. This spares feelings ensuring that the person will still remain an option for future occasions. Being blunt enough to admit you didn’t call them back because you got what you wanted elsewhere is only going to push the person away; they’re no longer assured gratification.
Make every experience better than the last.
With a man, in most cases the most recent conquest is most likely subject to the curve. Simply because with men, the only thing better than pussy is new pussy, or two pussies. With a woman, the unfamiliar prospect is most likely to be curved. We tend to stick with what we know and definite pleasure is our concern. Venturing into a new bed is usually a case of Russian roulette for most. Once you’ve already been with someone, there are simple things you can do to make sure your chances of being curved are rare.
Make every experience better than the last.
People far too often believe that the first impression is the most important and slack off thereafter. The first time should be great enough to leave a lasting impression, but the next should be mind-blowing, and the next indescribable. Spontaneity is the key. Always reinvent yourself for your lover(s) making them always want more. Everyone is looking for something new, exciting to be around and fun even if it’s not in a new package. Doing this will make sure you’re always one of their first options, and soon they’ll be curving for you.
Summary
Respect the curve by accepting it as a possibility. Avoid it by making sure you’re the person everyone wants to be around. What most guys don’t know is that women are just as horny as they are, if not more. If you’re just looking for a good time, make sure you’re worth it. Even if it’s just sex between the two of you, bringing more than just your genitals to the bedroom will ensure you another trip between the sheets. Be safe, be clean, be fun, trust me it will get you a lot in the long run.
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